VATICAN RULES THAT CATHOLICS NO LONGER HAVE TO BELIEVE IN THE TENETS OF CATHOLICISM TO BE CATHOLIC
Biden gets a pass
In a late-night ruling Friday, May 28, 2020, the Vatican issued a ruling that Catholics no longer have to believe in or obey the tenets of Catholicism to receive Holy Communion and the other sacraments. This ruling closely followed the submission of President Joe Biden’s budget to the congress, Friday evening. The budget did not address the Hyde Amendment which means, if passed, that they government would be able to pay for abortions. This would then complete Biden’s objective of riding the US of all children, except his own of course. This falls right in line with the administration move to be more like China. Ooops, China is now moving the opposite direction with their new three-child ruling. They figured out the one and then two child ruling hasn’t worked so well. So they decided to go for three.
The church’s reasoning is that they felt it would be oppressive and discriminatory not to allow Joe, a devout Catholic, to receive communion. Even though most Christians certainly believe President Biden’s soul could use a good cleansing they object to the Catholic Church giving him special dispensation. After all he is the leader of the free world. Or at least someone who works for him is.
Stay tuned, we are hoping enough of the flock speaks up that Joe will either change his mind or have to settle for going to hell with the rest of the abortionists.
Fortunately Biden wasn’t Pres May 28, 2020 and the Vatican didn’t issue any such ‘ruling’. Your satire does a good job of picking on controversial issues, such as Biden’s so called catholic faith for vote getting purposes only, but often many miss the truth. That was evident when you had people actually concerned about your friend Betto as being a real life person. Humor can be lost on the uniformed but I enjoy your pokes at our world today especially any hypocritical person or groups. TACO TUESDAY RULES!